Already got asked if we're dating
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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