we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
