what if I'm pregnant?
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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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