how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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