also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize