Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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