look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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