I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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