Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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