Your tits are I can't wait for
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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