maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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