Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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