Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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