Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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