Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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