That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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