Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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