I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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