farters have to be the big spoon...
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You don't make any sense
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