That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
