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say what?
wanna hang out?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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