So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
you never un-have a 4some
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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