I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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