lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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