my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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