WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
