Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
