bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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