with your own penis?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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