Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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