I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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