hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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