Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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