Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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