I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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