Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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