i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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