For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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