My brain says no but my pants say off.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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