doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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