i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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