I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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