is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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