Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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