youre lurking in front of me
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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