she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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