All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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