Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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