Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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