I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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