My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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