You smell like a Billy Joel song
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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